Test Your Comics Knowledge: Real Captain or Fake Captain?

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A fewer months ago, I took a hard look astatine immoderate of the alleged “doctors” successful comics (Doctor Fate, Doctor Strange…) to spot if immoderate of them really had earned that title. This time, we’re looking astatine the captains, from America to Ultra. Did immoderate of these comic publication captains really gain the rank? Let’s enactment them to the test!

Before I uncover the answers, instrumentality a infinitesimal to spot your bets: existent skipper oregon fake captain?

  1. Captain America
  2. Captain Britain
  3. Captain Carrot
  4. Captain Cold
  5. Captain Boomerang
  6. Captain Atom
  7. Captain Universe
  8. Captain Ultra
  9. Captain Marvel/Shazam (DC)
  10. Captain Marvel (Marvel)

Captain America

The screen  of Captain America #1, showing Captain America punching Hitler successful  the look   successful  beforehand   of startled Nazis. Bucky is saluting successful  an inset ellipse  astatine  the bottommost  right.

VERDICT: CLOSE ENOUGH

After the Super Soldier Serum successfully transformed Steve Rogers into the U.S. army’s eventual weapon, helium was fixed the rubric “Captain America”…but Steve Rogers was inactive conscionable a private. Did that marque him a backstage pretending to beryllium a captain, oregon a skipper pretending to beryllium a private? Add connected each the times he’s flounced retired of the army, been stripped of his rank, worked for different authorities organizations, and died, and I uncertainty adjacent Steve knows what fertile helium technically holds. But everyone treats him similar a skipper (albeit usually 1 with zero subject responsibilities…), truthful who americium I to gainsay them?

Captain Britain

The screen  of Captain Britain #1, showing a antheral   successful  a reddish  costume with a rampant golden  lion connected  his thorax  swinging a red, white, and bluish  unit   astatine  his opponents. Burst connected  the screen  work   "In Full Colour!" "The newest - and top  - superhero of all!" "Special Origin Issue!" "Free Inside Captain Britain Mask!"

VERDICT: FAKE CAPTAIN

Marvel leader Brain Braddock was a civilian who was granted his powers by the wizard Merlin, so…no. Although helium is beauteous posh, truthful I accidental it’s imaginable that he’s the skipper of, like, a polo squad oregon something. But astir apt not.

Captain Carrot

The screen  of Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew! #1. Captain Carrot, a muscular cartoon rabbit successful  a yellow, red, and greenish  costume, smashes done  the partition  of a subject   laboratory  portion    shouting "Have nary  fear...the Zoo Crew is here!" He is accompanied by 5  different   carnal  superheroes: a duck, a turtle, a cat, a poodle, and a pig. They are rescuing Superman, who is bound with kryptonite chains and looks confused.

VERDICT: FAKE CAPTAIN

In his civilian identity, DC leader Rodney Rabbit is not a captain, but a comic publication writer-artist, who gains his powers by eating irradiated “cosmic carrots.” He’s besides a talking rabbit. You astir apt figured that portion retired already.

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Captain Cold

The screen  of Flash #114. The Flash runs towards Captain Cold, who is wearing a bluish  and achromatic  costume trimmed with fur and shooting his frost  weapon  astatine  the crushed  beneath  Flash's feet truthful  that it ices over. The screen  transcript  reads "The Fastest Man connected  Earth battles the Coldest Man connected  Earth successful  The Big Freeze!"

VERDICT: FAKE CAPTAIN

Len Snart is 1 of the champion Flash rogues retired there, and surely the 1 with the champion civilian name, but a skipper helium is not, successful immoderate consciousness of the word. He’s conscionable a gimmicky slope robber.

Captain Boomerang

The screen  of Flash #148. Captain Boomerang, wearing a bluish  tunic with achromatic  boomerangs printed each  implicit    it, leaps into the air, held aloft by a boomerang. Below him, the Flash runs onto a elephantine  boomerang that stretches implicit    a wide   stream. Captain Boomerang is reasoning  "So long, Flash! In different  instant, my boomerang-bridge volition  blast disconnected  and transportation  you into an endless orbit astir   the Earth!" A narration container  reads "Featuring: The Day Flash Went Into Orbit!"

VERDICT: FAKE CAPTAIN

Like his chap Flash rogue Captain Cold, Digger Harkness is conscionable a gimmicky slope robber (90% of Flash villains are gimmicky slope robbers; the remainder are Professor Zoom (not a existent professor) and a gorilla). His lad Owen, who concisely took implicit the role, is besides not a captain.

Captain Atom

The screen  of Captain Atom #1. A antheral   successful  his underwear is strapped into a sci-fi-esque machine, grimacing successful  pain. Above him looms the fig  of Captain Atom, with metallic  tegument  and a reddish  atomic logo connected  his chest, besides  grimacing. Energy crackles astir   them. The screen  transcript  reads "After they stroke  him to bits...the escapade  begins!"

VERDICT: REAL CAPTAIN

Finally, DC comes through! Air Force Captain Nathaniel Adam was tribunal martialed for a transgression helium didn’t perpetrate and, arsenic an alternate to execution, voluntold to enactment successful a risky experimentation involving an alien spaceship. The experimentation didn’t termination him, but it did quantum leap him respective decades into the aboriginal and assistance him superpowers. Since Nate had ne'er been pardoned for his (fake) treason, the Air Force past blackmailed him into serving arsenic their favored superhero, Captain Atom. Nate has beauteous overmuch ne'er had a bully clip successful his life, but helium is a existent captain.

Captain Universe

The screen  of Marvel Spotlight connected  Captain Universe. Captain Universe, a antheral  fig  successful  a bluish  and achromatic  suit, glows with vigor  arsenic  helium  is surrounded by adversaries with glowing reddish  eyes. A achromatic  vigor  being looms implicit    the scene.

VERDICT: FAKE CAPTAIN, EXCEPT SOMETIMES NOT

This Marvel quality isn’t really 1 person, but the effect of an extra-dimensional unit called the Uni-Power possessing an individual, frankincense temporarily transforming them into Captain Universe. The archetypal quality Captain Universe was a existent captain, an astronaut named Ray Coffin, but the Uni-Power has besides empowered Spider-Man, a Doombot, a toddler, and a dog, truthful intelligibly whether oregon not its big is simply a skipper of immoderate benignant isn’t precisely a priority.

Captain Ultra

An representation  of Captain Ultra. He is wearing a garish costume with a greenish  and yellowish  mask, bluish  goggles, a reddish  shirt, yellowish  sleeves, orangish  tights, bluish  underwear, reddish  gloves, greenish  boots, and a bluish  cape. His fists are connected  his hips and he's grinning.

VERDICT: FAKE CAPTAIN

Captain Ultra was created arsenic a gag villain who, contempt a terrible fearfulness of fire, auditions for a accidental to combat the Fantastic Four. You know, the squad that includes a antheral who tin airy himself connected fire? Ultra isn’t precisely the brightest, is my constituent here. He is besides a plumber, truthful yeah, fake captain.

Captain Marvel/Shazam (DC)

The screen  of Captain Marvel Adventures #4. Captain Marvel, a bulky antheral   successful  a reddish  and golden  costume with a achromatic  and golden  cape, stands successful  a unreality  of fume  with the connection     "SHAZAM" successful  immense  letters successful  beforehand   of him.

VERDICT: FAKE CAPTAIN

The DC mentation of this hero, who present goes by Shazam, is successful world a kid named Billy Batson, who turns into an big superhero by shouting a magic word. I conjecture technically helium could beryllium the skipper of, like, his mediate school’s softball squad oregon something, but I’m putting this 1 down connected the fake side.

Captain Marvel (Marvel)

The screen  of Captain Marvel #1. Carol Danvers poses heroically successful  her red, blue, and golden  Captain Marvel costume.

VERDICT: IT DEPENDS

Seven antithetic Marvel characters person utilized the codename “Captain Marvel,” but 2 of the astir important person been existent captains. The original, Mar-Vell, was a Kree who held that fertile connected his location planet. His contiguous successor, Monica Rambeau, was a cargo vessel skipper arsenic portion of her relation arsenic a lieutenant successful the New Orleans harbor patrol. The existent Captain Marvel, Carol Danvers, was a colonel earlier she near the Air Force, truthful technically she outranks herself. The different 4 see an ensign, a confused Skrull spy, and 2 nepotism hires, truthful it’s benignant of a mixed container here.

How did you do? I for 1 americium disappointed successful the integrity of astir comic publication captains. For shame! It’s similar you can’t adjacent spot assorted slope robbers successful spandex anymore.

If you privation to enactment your comics know-how to the trial a spot more, go backmost and spot however you bash connected Real Doctor oregon Fake Doctor!

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